Posts Tagged ‘email’

Client Email Hall of Fame: #100292

We would prefer to do Option 1, as that would require the least amount of effort on our end and we could ensure an on time launch. Please let us know what you think is best and we can proceed from there.

Hmm, what option should I choose.

Job: Editing Text

I got this little gem earlier today and found it quite fun.

Good Day,

We offer a part time job on your computer.

Job Description:

We will provide you with the texts for our employees with the important information and you will correct the texts as an english speaking person and send them back to us.

Salary:

We don’t have a fixed salary for this vacancy. We will pay you $7.00 for every 1Kb of the corrected text. You will get paid at the END of each month. Every month your salary will be different as it depends on your activity.

Example:
If you correct about 5Kb (5kb it about 2 pages A4) of texts per day you will get over $1000.00
at the end of the month.

Requirements:

-Location: Has no value (the main good knowledge of English language)
-Age: 20+
-Home computer, e-mail address and Microsoft Word
-Responsibility

Awaiting for your application.

Thank you,
Dating Company

$7/1kb.  I wonder if we’re talking a bloated MS word KB or a notepad KB.

Hello From Amazon

Hello from Amazon.com.

 

We are writing about the order you placed on February 13 2008 14:14 PST (Order# 102-5213470-4785846). The item(s) listed below will actually ship sooner than we originally expected:

 

Jay Louis (Author) “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” [Paperback]

   Estimated arrival date: 07/02/2008

 

You can only guess my surprise to get an email from Amazon this morning telling me that I’ll get the HCWDB book earlier than thought.

Time Capsule = A Good Purchase

Ok, I have to say this. Time machine for Leopard is fun to screw with, but I’ve never had to hit that “Restore” button until today.

I had just gotten off one of those long & boring calls with a client that doesn’t appreciate how much work it takes to “be a programmer” and just wants everything for free when I realized I’d just lost an hour of my life & hadn’t finished my coffee when the fun began. Jumping into the email’age to followup on a few things, that’s when I noticed that about a year’s worth of sent email had just “vanished”. My first thought of course is that somehow Gmail got out of sync with my email client and a quick resync would fix the problem, but nope, nothing. So I started to panic a bit and went into the actual Gmail interface to see that email was missing from yesterday through April of last year. immediately cursing and the slamming down of my now-cold cappuccino followed when it dawned on me that i just bought the time capsule last month and it’s been doing its thing for about 2-3 weeks. So i fired it up, went back a day to when the email was still there, clicked on my Gmail -> Sent outbox and it told me “Click restore to recover email from Gmail’s Sent folder”.

Time MachineFair enough, so like the sucker I am, I hit restore and it started doing it’s thing. About 5 minutes later it launched Mail & threw this little gem in the bottom of my folderlist. I clicked it and whallah, a complete archive of everything in my Gmail sent folder, complete as to that point in time. Right now it’s all syncing back to my account, and hot damn it actually worked.

Now you’re probably thinking big whoop, you can do that in outlook with a PST and it’s easier or you can just copy the whole Mail db from an archive. Yea, true, but the fact it threw everything at me so i could just drag and drop them back into my IMAP folder is the timesaver, and the brainless part. I’ve got about 9500 sent emails since early 2004 when i setup my gmail account. Seeing as I didn’t feel like syncing all that back to the gmail server today, and i didnt have to go find a backup, i literally found the spot in time right before they were deleted and it all was brought right back.

Tell me that’s not pretty awesome.